 I beg to differ April 1, 2004
Reviewer:
Padders
from London, England
Surely subtyped object constructors/subquery factoring/cursor expressions
MODEL() etc blah blah blah
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Well that is an interesting argument but basically my point still stands,
because it's my site and that's the way it works.
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 Re. Yogurt vs Fromage Frais April 1, 2004
Reviewer:
John Lewis from Brent Cross, London
I don't know much about body armour, but a large selection of delicious desserts is
available from my many department stores.
Would it help if I described in detail the mechanisms for inter-process communication
used by Oracle parallel query slaves? Surely no-one else knows that.
I love you April 1, 2004
Reviewer:
A reader
You're da MAN, Major Tom. I mean Tim.
There was no particular reason for me to post that.
I have not actually read anything else on this page and yet feel compelled to post some utter drivel April 1, 2001
Reviewer:
Some Twat
from Indianapolis, IN USA
Which is faster, COUNT(*), COUNT(yogurt) or COUNT(fromage frais)?
I am committing in a loop to avoid Snapshot Too Old errors because I am a complete muppet.
Furthermore I irrationally believe OPEN-FETCH-EXIT-END-CLOSE loops perform better
than any other construct despite never having benchmarked anything ever, and indeed
not really being clear what a bench is or why you would want to mark a perfectly good one.
I read something with a lot of typos by Don Burleston that recommended using some
random undocumented hint for no clear reason in order to achieve blazing blistering
hypercharged performance, etc.
Re. Yogurt vs Fromage Frais April 1, 2004
Reviewer:
Padders
from Old London Town
[...Padders unleashes SQL query of awesome power. The lights in London grow dim.
Then, all computers everywhere simultaneously arrive at their answers and all the
world's problems are solved. At last, we can all go home. ]
 Re. Yogurt vs Fromage Frais April 1, 2004
Reviewer:
Bob
from Irvine, CA
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